THE GOURDIAN

Universally enthusiastic chaos-artist & storyteller

Support me

So this is the page where any self respecting writer would put a patreon, kofi or paypal link.

But I don’t have any of that and for now. I don’t want to set anything like that up either.

I have a job I enjoy and a weird complex about monetizing things I consider to be “hobbies” rather than “Jobs”.
The moment it becomes a Job it immediately gains that capital letter and it makes me feel all stressed and I don’t like it.

What I would like, rather than money, is a bigger audience.

If you like these stories and know someone who would like these stories as well then please let them know. If you have an audience or influence to exert and want to be the cool person who knew my stuff ‘before it was cool’ then by all means.

Another things you could do if you like these stories but don’t wanna bother other people with it I’d greatly appreciate if you bother me with it. By that I mean ‘send me an email’ about what you think of the stories or tell me something fun about yourself so I know you exist and people actually read this stuff. Or join the discord if you wanna talk to more than one person.

All right, that’s it for now, thank you for reading.


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